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Raising Rusty

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I've been watching Squidbillies and have become greatly disgruntled at the severe neglect of Lil. Help.

Most of all, at the absence of anyone remembering that she raised Rusty. So I threw together some of my own concepts. 
I'm pretty sure she breastfed Rusty. The only thing I have to back this up, besides that it would be the only thing she could do considering where she lives, but also her sage advice to Tammie during her baby shower. "When your milk comes in, you really have to dial back on the Crystal Meth"
The only shown time she's overlapped drugs and raising a child would have been with Rusty. 
And of course, you just know she would have bore it all in church, resulting in a highly flustered Reverend, who is uncomfortable with just about everything as it is.

The story time comes straight out of Doug Walker’s review of Lady in the Water when he describes it as a drunk mother telling a half-assed story to her kid. That clip was pretty much exactly Lil and Rusty. 

Rusty when from a chicken bucket to a box..though the box is probably better. His first speaking days were spent insisting on calling his aunt “Mama” even when she tried to convince him otherwise. He was also far more easily startled. A rabbit scared him once. Little did they know that when they left, it slaughtered a group of Sheriff clones ala Search for the Holy Grail’s killer rabbit. “It’s just a wee bunny!”

And finally, a Lil on her own, without wig and makeup at the time. Just a limp, druggy mess.

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